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Dvorak: ‘Apple Computer should change its name for good’ to avoid future Apple Corps litigation
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 - 06:26 PM EST

"When the Apple Corps first sued Apple Computer Inc. in 1981 (winning a reported $80,000) over its trademark I thought the computer maker should have fought harder because the dispute wasn't going to go away. Sure enough, a few years later in 1989, Apple paid Apple Corps $26 million. You'd think that would have covered all the possibilities. But no. This week they're at it again," John C. Dvorak writes for MarketWatch.

"Originally it began with a suit over the image of an Apple and Apple Computer promising not to get into the music business. Then it got into the music business in an offhand way with a music-making program, but it lost again and promised not to actually distribute CD's or music. Now, of course, it distributes music with iTunes and this meant another drink from the well of good fortune by the ever-alert Apple Corps," Dvorak writes. "The irony to all this is the fact that Apple Computer has a long history of suing people itself and now is getting a taste of its own medicine. I recall Apple Computer suing the Pineapple computer company for making a clone of the Apple II. Apple essentially put Pineapple out of business. There has been a lot of litigation with this company but it cannot seem to break free of this Apple Corps operation, which must be finding this easy money just too good to pass up."

"Unless the British courts cave to the Americans, all that can be done is to open the pocketbook and dole out another few million to the already loaded owners of Apple Corps," Dvorak writes. "This shouldn't hurt the bottom line to any real extent during a period of rapid growth. But what it does do is reinforce the notion of karma on the somewhat spiritual and ascetic Steve Jobs. After all it was during his first reign at Apple that the company itself first became litigious. In an effort to save the money, though, I would suggest that the company change its name for good. Offer a million dollars to the public-at-large in a competition to rename the company. That would do the job and get the publicity needed for it to be promotional. Why not?"

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Mar 29, 06 - 06:36 pm Comment from: MacDude

Dvorak is a true idiot.

Don't click the link, it's a troll to get hit traffic.

Apple is not going to throw away 30 years of brand recognigition for some tired record label that hasn't produced anything in years.

They will die and Apple will live forever under Vista.

Mar 29, 06 - 06:36 pm Comment from: moiety5

Well. . . thats a stupid suggestion.

Mar 29, 06 - 06:37 pm Comment from: mooday

LEt's call it... Guava!

Mar 29, 06 - 06:39 pm Comment from: me

Yeah right. One of the top ten WORLD recognized corporate name & log.

Amazing how some people think. How do some people retain jobs. No pun intended.

His next column will be to advise IBM and Coca Cola to do the same I imagine.

Mar 29, 06 - 06:40 pm Comment from: me

Logo. sorry

Mar 29, 06 - 06:42 pm Comment from: BoB

MacDude said "Dvorak is a true idiot."

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE DUDE!

Mar 29, 06 - 06:44 pm Comment from: TomCS

I lovbe the Dvorak/USassumption that british courts are as racist as he expects US curts to be. Most of the Beatles' music rioghts are now owned by MJ, now resident somewhere in the Gulf, and Apple Corp is somewhere in the Carribean, so let's wait and see how the judge sorts out ambiguous prior agreements. This is essentially a story of incompetent lawyers.

Mar 29, 06 - 06:45 pm Comment from: Heidi

Dvorak must be smoking some good stuff.

Mar 29, 06 - 06:46 pm Comment from: Björn

It's a true Dvorak.

<no comment>

Mar 29, 06 - 06:47 pm Comment from: BoB

Dvorak is smoking good stuff and MacDudes been sniffing airplane glue!

Mar 29, 06 - 06:47 pm Comment from: Dvorak at it again

Dvorak is Dvorced from reality and any sense of worthwhile journalism. The dude doesn't Dserve blog space, let alone an article on MarketWatch. Who listens to this guy?

Mar 29, 06 - 06:49 pm Comment from: Kevin

Ooh, ooh, let's call it Orange instead! rolleyes

Of course, that would open up a whole different can of worms in the UK, what with the mobile phone provider and all...

Mar 29, 06 - 06:49 pm Comment from: Anim8r

Let's just ignore the fact that Apple sued Pineapple for making AppleII knock offs (along with Franklin). Franklin was smart enought to re-inent itself making translation devices.

Mar 29, 06 - 06:49 pm Comment from: Hemorrhoid Rage

The Apple brand is ranked as one of the most recognized brands in commerce. Changing the name and brand recognition would cost FAR more in lost revenues than doling out a few million here and there to Apple Corp.

Why does Dvorak feel he is qualified to speak on marketing and brand recognition? I thought he was a tech writer. Nothing is more irksome than reading the drivel of columnists who write about topics they have no qualifications to write about.

Mar 29, 06 - 06:51 pm Comment from: Aldo

It would cost Apple more than the 26 million that their last settelment cost just to change the logos on their stores.

Mar 29, 06 - 06:53 pm Comment from: MacTechie

Dvorak is a master of branding. He's branded himself SHIT

Mar 29, 06 - 06:55 pm Comment from: MacDude

Bob - something that floats in a toilet bowl

Mar 29, 06 - 06:58 pm Comment from: Jim

Elppa Cam Computer Corp.

MW: example grin

Mar 29, 06 - 06:58 pm Comment from: ppc

Dvorak is a clueless moron.
He knows nothing about the technicalities involved in such matters.
Don't feed the trolls.

Mar 29, 06 - 06:58 pm Comment from: MacDude

MDN - sellouts to Microsoft advertising when they said they would never do such a thing

Mar 29, 06 - 06:59 pm Comment from: BoB

Engineers at MIT have applied special decoding to the word Dvorak and have successfully translated it to mean "needledick pinhead". With this cryptic bit of code they broke it down further and discovered another hidden meaning..... MacDude!

Mar 29, 06 - 07:01 pm Comment from: Big Al

I'm surprised he didn't suggest Dvorak as a new name for Apple Computer.

With his writing, we all know he could probably use the litigation income.

You know, you can use the name but you can't produce anything that has anything to do with writing, blogging or audio and video podcasting. What's that? You do! Lawsuit! Show me some money!

Mar 29, 06 - 07:13 pm Comment from: WinDUDE

Isn't DVORAK like QWERTY?

Mar 29, 06 - 07:18 pm Comment from: effwerd

This is actually going to be the announcement on April 1: Apple has officially changed its name to Sgt Pepper's Lonely Computers.

Mar 29, 06 - 07:22 pm Comment from: grooba

people, please. This is obviously an April Fools column.

Mar 29, 06 - 07:31 pm Comment from: Buy The Damn Thing

Apple has more than enough money to buy out Apple Corps and can put these trolls to rest. In the process, they will gain the entire catalog of latter Beatles music. They can turn around and sell the rights to the highest bidder.

Mar 29, 06 - 07:33 pm Comment from: Teflon

Let's have a contest to rename Dvorak.

I'll start... AssWipe

Mar 29, 06 - 07:38 pm Comment from: MacDude

PROOF OF MAC OS X used in BOTNETS!!

I told you Mac OS X was insecure but you all labeled me a troll.

So read on poor fools.

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2006/03/when_macs_attack.html

Mar 29, 06 - 07:39 pm Comment from: botox

This is the reason why this idiot is a writer who writes for food instead of being a CEO of a high tech company. Let's rename Dvorak, it's easy. Just take the v and the a out.

Mar 29, 06 - 07:47 pm Comment from: BoB

Real picture of Dvorak here.

Mar 29, 06 - 07:52 pm Comment from: R

MacDude, you are a complete Dvorak.

Mar 29, 06 - 07:52 pm Comment from: bobb

wow... a Microsoft ad on a mac site (top banner)

Mar 29, 06 - 08:00 pm Comment from: FistOfGod

Oh no!!! Help! The monkeys are flying out of Dvorak's arse faster that we can catch them!

Mar 29, 06 - 08:05 pm Comment from: Peter

"Apple has more than enough money to buy out Apple Corps [...]"

Uh, no they don't.

First, I'm not sure it's a public company, so there aren't lots of shareholders. As I understand it, it's a four-way split between McCartney, Starr, Yoko Ono, and the estate of George Harrison. Needless to say, these aren't people who are particularly hurting for money, so it'd take quite a bit to pay them off.

Mar 29, 06 - 08:07 pm Comment from: Peter

Actually, Apple shouldn't change it's name. It should buy-out some other well known company, dump the other company's products, and substitute their own.

I'm thinking...Microsoft.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Mar 29, 06 - 08:10 pm Comment from: macaholic

funny he should mention karma since both steve and the beatles have spent time in India looking into that very thing!!!!

Mar 29, 06 - 08:13 pm Comment from: cosmic beam

You just gotta think outside the box. A name like apple might have been cool in the seventies... but it's just not relevant today. Apple should change their name to something that keeps up with the times...

Something like plasma-ray or cosmic beam or laserathon.

It definitely should be a two parter that has something to do with sci-fi tech.

Mar 29, 06 - 08:21 pm Comment from: Matt

Apple should rename itself to YokoIsAnOldHag.

Mar 29, 06 - 08:26 pm Comment from: Freeze

Oh yes!
Because we all need a company called Cantaloupe Computer.
Is he serious? Nobody should change their name. Apple should buy Apple Corps and then get into the recording industry, signing people directly to iTunes and their own label.
Oh, wait, no, then they'll get an antitrust against them.
Sheesh. Two things that the world runs on are lawsuits and obscene overuse of the word "innovation". What a world.

But anyway..

Please. Apple Corps has been over since 1970. Nobody knows about them anymore, and the Beatles STILL think they're bigger than Jesus, and even said they were bigger than Apple.
Sorry to break it to you, Paul and Ringo, but you guys are over. Paul might have a separate career going on, but he essentially reproduces live stuff. Bah.
You'd think a company that "out of it" would be done by now, right? But no. Of course not. Apple Corpse (intentional typo) has learned better than to do that. They know that they can just get more money out of Apple with this.

MDN word: ask, meaning, sheesh, they'd be better off just ASKING for money from Apple with the idiocy of their recent claims.

Mar 29, 06 - 08:31 pm Comment from: MacDude

I'm going to tell you the truth,

Mac OS X was cobbled together from two other previous operating systems with a NeXT STEP GUI slapped on top of it.

It was rushed out to market and the userbase is doing the testing. Notably Jaquar and Panther.

Apple doesn't have anyone on board that can modify the original two operating systems they plagerized.

It was a slap together OS for a temporary purpose, to milk the Mac market for all it's worth while Apple switches over to become a PC vendor selling Windows on Mac hardware.

Why at this time would Apple's head of Mac OS X development leave the company? After all what he has done creating Mac OS X from the early NeXT STEP days?

Because his purpose is done, the decision has been made by Steve Jobs long ago.

Steve Jobs knows the PC wars are over, he knows Microsoft has won, he's going to switch the company and user base to Vista.

People will go, especially when they see no software coming for Mac OS X anymore.

Mar 29, 06 - 08:34 pm Comment from: Drunk Cheney

I vote Apple just buys Apple Corp.
Done.
Apple gets the music

and Shwing.

Friends again.

Mar 29, 06 - 08:42 pm Comment from: Heidi

Apple Computer will win this time. They don't need to pay anymore to blood sucking YoKo (wow she's looking like sea-hag).

Mar 29, 06 - 08:42 pm Comment from: Reverse Thrust

Macintosh Electronics.

Has a nice ring to it. Let's be real here, Apple Corps had the name first. You guys have always backed Apple (computer company) when they stomped on some poor little smuck for using anything owned be Stevie's little company. Quit being hipocrites and email Steve for a name change.

I kind of like Macintosh Electronics.

Mar 29, 06 - 08:46 pm Comment from: toolazytotell

MacDud,

of course if you happen to be running anything other than the latest version of Safari (like me) Safari doesn't barf on the images.
The fact that they've had this work properly in older versions of Safari and hte finder suggests this is a bug that can be fixed rather rapidly.


As for Dvorak, why not just have Apple Computer BUY Apple Corps and be done with it. Period. And they could then also put the Beatles on iTunes.

So it costs 500 million or 1 billion.
Apple has lots of cash and they'd probably recoup it over time by owning Apple Corps and all the various licensing they could get out of it.

Mar 29, 06 - 08:52 pm Comment from: MacDude

Listen fanboyz my turbo charged Vaio running XP Pro eats Mac Quads for breakfast cause its got a tearabyte of assram an both kinds of dicks drives, floppy and hard.

Mar 29, 06 - 08:55 pm Comment from: YnotKickMdude?

If you truely wanted to prove a point you would have guided us to a malicious attack instead of a "first time my safari has ever crashed before" website with a corupt image.

create a link that will F*ck up my Mac. I dare you Then people might care what you have to say. There are no viruses for a mac, you can not take over a mac! You can't it's impossible! HA!

So sorry dirtbag. smile

Mar 29, 06 - 08:59 pm Comment from: mikulla

Dvorak is a freakin moron. I love listening to the TWIT podcast, but I wish there was some sort of filter that would replace Dvoraks annoying voice with, I don't know, anything. How is this dinosaur still relevant?

Mar 29, 06 - 09:00 pm Comment from: Heidi

MacDude, I command-control-D clicked over your name and the defiinition showed "LOSER"

Mar 29, 06 - 09:02 pm Comment from: MacDude

I think Yoko is pretty hot!

Mar 29, 06 - 09:07 pm Comment from: Rasterbator

What the Macintosh community needs to do is some research to find out which fruit has only 5% of the consumer market. THAT is the new fruit Apple should choose as their name.

WAR Micro$oft, Dull and HPee

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