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Porn pushs IT progress again

Jun 05, 09 - 09:19 am Comment from: Ottawa Mark

Hmm...with the new App rating system with iPhone OS 3.0, can't wait to see those XXX-rated apps. Might be waiting awhile...

From The Simpsons:

Lenny Leonard: Yeah, didn't you know? You've been world famous for an hour now.
Carl Carlson: You're the Internet's #1 non-porno site.
Lenny Leonard: Which makes you ten trillionth overall.

Jun 05, 09 - 09:20 am Comment from: eMax

"Apple iPhone World Wide Developer Conference (WWDC)."

its NOT and iPhone Developer Conference...

Jun 05, 09 - 09:26 am Comment from: Predrag

A few years back, I read somewhere that the "adult industry" (== porn) rakes in about $1 billion per year in the US alone. Now, that means that either there are about a thousand freaks out there spending million dollars per year on their porn, or every single American family rents at least one porn video every year (assuming they cost abut $10-12 to rent).

Looks like America really likes its porn very, very much...

Jun 05, 09 - 09:36 am Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

"Looks like America really likes its porn very, very much..."

Yeah, but on a big honkin' HD widescreen, not a lousy little iPhone.

Uh, except in the bathroom.

Jun 05, 09 - 09:38 am Comment from: blah blah blah...

hmm... first we had thousands of fart apps, I wonder how vibrating apps will be out there now.

@Predrag -

Can't it be somewhere in between a thousand and everyone in the country?

Also, movies cost significantly less than $10 to rent. You've been using the iTunes Store again, haven't you? Bad! BAD!

In the real world, regular stuff is reasonably priced. Apple will charge a premium for everything they can.

Jun 05, 09 - 09:48 am Comment from: lurker

Actually, a Brazilian YouTube video is floating around the cloud which compares cell phones as vibrators. The iPhone was the lowest ranked of the five tested.

Jun 05, 09 - 09:55 am Comment from: Ottawa Mark

@lurker,

At least no one can call the iPhone a "girly" phone...

Jun 05, 09 - 10:27 am Comment from: blah blah blah...

MaximumOverdrive. wow. thats a whole lot of information. You must really not want your mom or wife finding out you like internet porn.
You must be stand up citizen outside of the house and then Dr. Pornostein when your in your lair. But hey at least you got some standards in what you watch and in what you provided to us. But then again i think everyone wants to be viral free after looking or getting some strange out there.

Jun 05, 09 - 11:00 am Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

"Realistic Party for 2010!"

I can see it now.

Ron Jeremy for President and Jenna Jameson for VP.

Can't be any worse than GW and DC.

Jun 05, 09 - 11:10 am Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

Speaking of Jenna Jameson, I see that she quit porn and is expecting a baby. I wonder, thirty years from now at her family holiday get-togethers, will they all watch old videos of Grandma Jenna in her hey-day? Heartwarming thought.

Jun 05, 09 - 11:44 am Comment from: Cubert

Awesome!!!

I so wish that I was going to WWDC. I'd be all over this/them.

Jun 05, 09 - 11:50 am Comment from: Cubert

MaximumOverdrive,
Let me know if you see any of my movies out there.

Long time posters here know the story of my dalliances in the porn industry. Holeandaheartbeat.com was the site.

Jun 05, 09 - 11:56 am Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

"Realistic Party for 2010!"

Cubert for Surgeon General. Now thatwould be interesting!

Jun 05, 09 - 12:54 pm Comment from: Cubert

Like Ted Kennedy, too many skeletons in the closet - among other things.

Jun 05, 09 - 01:03 pm Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

"too many skeletons in the closet"

I bet they're naked too!

Jun 05, 09 - 01:06 pm Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

Speaking of which, did ya hear the latest about David Carradine? Now that's not the way I would want to be remembered. Bizarre.

Jun 05, 09 - 01:14 pm Comment from: Cubert

Hung himself but was it for the wanky wanky asphyxiation thing?

Had a girlfriend who was into that - scared the shit out of me to choke to within an inch of her life. After a while I refused.

Jun 05, 09 - 01:16 pm Comment from: anaknipedro

k9 web protection is good for those who want to be free of the grasp of addiction. Give the password to loved one. There are lots of 12 step programs for addicts also.

Jun 05, 09 - 01:18 pm Comment from: ron

I'll say a prayer for you demented lot. How low can you go?

Jun 05, 09 - 02:27 pm Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

"I'll say a prayer for you demented lot."

Hey, don't include me in that. The only thing I ever choked was ... uh ... well ... never mind.

Jun 05, 09 - 02:30 pm Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

"How low can you go?"

Well, I do own a couple of PCs. Pretty bad, huh?

Jun 05, 09 - 02:37 pm Comment from: Cubert

ron,
I won a limbo contest once.

Jun 05, 09 - 02:48 pm Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

"I won a limbo contest once."

Yeah, but I heard you cheated and that's how you got the nickname 'Tripod'.

It's at the Gold Club, about a block away from Moscone Center. Starts Monday 5 PM, ends at 2AM.