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Feb 21, 08 - 09:27 am Comment from: Buster

So what was the point of this?

Feb 21, 08 - 09:30 am Comment from: silverhawk

The point is Apple IS releasing music through iTunes.

Feb 21, 08 - 09:31 am Comment from: 7over

So much for thinking this was part of the 'big announcement"!

Feb 21, 08 - 09:32 am Comment from: Cubert

Linkin Park rules!

NOT!!!

Although I do like this concept of "iTunes presents..."

The dawn of the Apple, Inc recording label?
Artists music and video direct to iTunes Store....some with Apple promotion?

Feb 21, 08 - 09:35 am Comment from: macdaddy

So much for the big surprise release that was to accompany the Linkin Park performance.

I thought the big surprise might be that Linkin Park might stop sucking.

Feb 21, 08 - 10:09 am Comment from: ChrissyOne

Trivia: Linkin Park is so-named so they would be right next to Limp Bizkit on the music store shelf.

I'm going to call my band Led Xylophone.

Feb 21, 08 - 10:24 am Comment from: Zune Tang®

So it's settled. The name of my band will be Molly Handjob and we'll be recording on the Zune Tunes label. It will be an honor to share bin space next to one of my favorite southern fried rockers as well as partnering with the fine folks at Microsoft to distribute our fantastic music. All releases will be in glorious WMA format for a sound so rich and pure you I-Pod lemmings won't know what hit you. Suck it MAC dorks.

Your potential. Our passion.™

Feb 21, 08 - 10:28 am Comment from: ChrissyOne

Oh boy... Google "Molly Handjob". I won't post the links that I found. But the third one is quite instructive.

Feb 21, 08 - 10:31 am Comment from: ChrissyOne

And of course you've met Molly's boyfriend.

Jethro Pull.

Feb 21, 08 - 10:39 am Comment from: Aldebaran

@ChrissyOne

LOL You *almost* made me spray my morning tea!

Feb 21, 08 - 10:42 am Comment from: Zune Tang®

Is Jethro Pull anything like the Meat Puppets or is that a different thing altogether?

Your potential. Our passion.™

Feb 21, 08 - 10:55 am Comment from: ChrissyOne

@ Aldebaran

Well you'd better call Molly to finish you off!

Feb 21, 08 - 10:57 am Comment from: ChrissyOne

@ Zune Tang®

You're thinking of Jethro Pulled Pork.

Feb 21, 08 - 11:01 am Comment from: MacBill

Oh my god, that is HORRIBLE MUSIC.

Zune Tang is the front man for Molly Handjob!

He practices with hand lotion and Ball Park franks.

Feb 21, 08 - 11:17 am Comment from: Buster

@C1...What about Molly's other friend
Palmela Handerson?

Feb 21, 08 - 11:26 am Comment from: blucaso

You people are sick, SICK I say!


heheheheeh... I love it

Now I have an urge to hear Jackson Browne's song "Rosie" - you know, the one about Rosie Palmer, his frequent date on the road...

Feb 21, 08 - 11:27 am Comment from: ChrissyOne

@ Buster

Isn't she with that guy from Mötley Crüe... Vince Kneel?

Feb 21, 08 - 11:28 am Comment from: Ampar

Jethro Pull and Molly Handjob are touring with Oh my God, YES YES YES ! ! ! The opener is a Cheap Trick.

Zune Tang.... first UFO now Molly Hatchet?? I like your music tastes son... A little Captain Nemo, followed by Flirtin With Disaster anyone?.. Damn I'm in 70-80's kick ass heaven!

D.

Feb 21, 08 - 11:42 am Comment from: ChrissyOne

@ Ampar

So is it Cheap Trick or Yes?

...

Third base!

Feb 21, 08 - 11:44 am Comment from: ChrissyOne

@ Davey G.

Wait until he whips out his Sweet/Catapult/Slade mix. Get your eyeliner and your Indian head dress ready.

Feb 21, 08 - 11:44 am Comment from: Ampar

"Third base!" I second that. All the way. Whoa, that was out in left field. Strike that.

Feb 21, 08 - 11:50 am Comment from: ChrissyOne

@ Ampar

Uh, dude, check your infield fly.

Feb 21, 08 - 11:51 am Comment from: Buster

@C1...due to imbibing large quantities of small chain aliphatic alcohol, Molly couldn't remember the guy from the night before. All she could say was Who? Who?

Feb 21, 08 - 11:55 am Comment from: Buster

I suspect Roger Daltrey.

Feb 21, 08 - 11:56 am Comment from: Buster

Ampar. You sound frisky today. Did you have a double header last night?

Feb 21, 08 - 12:02 pm Comment from: ChrissyOne

@ Ampar & Buster

So when do we start our ABC cover band? I already have the gold lamé suits.

Feb 21, 08 - 12:10 pm Comment from: Ampar

That was foul, Buster!

C1: I want the gold chain shirt Isaac Hayes wore at the 1971 Oscars. That was one bad mutha - shut yo' mouth!

Feb 21, 08 - 12:11 pm Comment from: ChrissyOne

Just talkin' bout Chef...

Feb 21, 08 - 12:47 pm Comment from: Ampar

. . . and DC-8-like spacecraft stacking thetans around volcanoes to kill them using hydrogen bombs. It's a clambake, folks.

Feb 21, 08 - 02:28 pm Comment from: Buster

@C1...but I want a gold llama suit.

@Ampar...contrary to popular belief, having four balls makes it hard to walk.

65 bucks to see CT at the RiverRock.

But, as I understand it, I could enjoy a CT in front of my 20incher — for free.

o no Zune Tang is a Transmetropolitan fan...