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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer: ‘We love to be first’
Tuesday, January 25, 2005 - 03:01 PM EST

"In an interview, Ballmer talks a lot about how, five years after Chairman Bill Gates made him CEO, he is redefining Microsoft for its next phase, making it more disciplined and decentralized," Kevin Maney reports for USA Today. "While it's clear that Microsoft is changing, old behaviors die hard. When Ballmer gets talking about how Microsoft must be first with technology innovations — which, so far in Microsoft's history, has not often happened — the exchange is more like vintage pugilistic Microsoft."

Ballmer: "You've got to be not just first in an area; you've got to be first with important innovations even in areas that you've pioneered."

USA Today reporter: "Well, you guys have proved over and over again being first is not necessarily ..."

Ballmer: "We love to be first."

Reporter: "You love to be first but ..."

Ballmer: "We love to be first."

Reporter: "You certainly weren't the first — you know, I mean, here looking at your ..."

Ballmer: "We love to be first. Well, our big success is Windows. We were first. Windows, we were first — and then everybody faded out because there was a period during which the concept was — I mean, Apple stuck around with their concept of that, but everybody else faded out, basically."


Maney writes, "Tech people must be scratching their heads. Windows wasn't the first graphical user interface — that was invented by Xerox and was first made popular by Apple Computer. Microsoft didn't have the first browser or video player or cell phone operating system. Time and again, the company has come in late and, in many cases, won the day with tenacity. It is a strength Microsoft could boast about but doesn't. The yin and yang — past and future — in Ballmer's remarks echo around Microsoft. In interviews with nearly a dozen Microsoft executives, the company sometimes seems to be grappling with which parts of itself to leave behind and which parts it can't live without. Change is happening. But it apparently isn't easy, and it's not yet evident what kind of company Microsoft is becoming. 'The problem isn't that Microsoft can't change,' says Jeffrey Tarter, editor of influential newsletter Softletter. 'The real problem is it's not at all clear how the company should change.'"

Full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: The only thing Steve Ballmer does first is order seconds. Dance, Monkey Boy, dance. It's clear that Monkey Boy's idea of chronological order is as backwards as clicking "Start" to stop your computer. Sweat much? Developers, developers, developers.... The famous Microsoft first? MS Bob. Stick to copying Apple, Monkey Boy, it's taken you guys this far.

Now we know why Longhorn is taking so long, Ballmer's desperately trying to build a time machine that'll be able to transport him and a copy of Apple's Mac OS X back in time so he can be "first" for once.

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Jan 25, 05 - 03:17 pm Comment from: giofoto

I find him repugnant & revolting. Ugh. Push the mute button.

Jan 25, 05 - 03:18 pm Comment from: Tilted Sideways

Sure Ballmer's first - A first-class A******!

Jan 25, 05 - 03:19 pm Comment from: Terry

"It's clear that Monkey Boy's idea of chronological order is as backwards as clicking "Start" to stop your computer."

Ouch! cheese

Jan 25, 05 - 03:21 pm Comment from: Paul

Steve Ballmer is the first 300 pound bald billionaire who is universally regarded as a delusional lunatic.

Jan 25, 05 - 03:22 pm Comment from: Jon_Doh

What a first class douche bag!

Jan 25, 05 - 03:23 pm Comment from: BSOD

Three words for Ballmer:

Ritalin and Right Guard

Jan 25, 05 - 03:24 pm Comment from: Melanie

I'm not sure what is the funniest bit:

1. Ballmer described as "charming"

2. "We love to be first...we were first...Windows, we were first"

3. Microsoft's new mission: "Enabling people and businesses around the world to realize their full potential".

Jan 25, 05 - 03:27 pm Comment from: Wandering joe

They're circling the bowl.
Going down, slowly but surely.


joe

Jan 25, 05 - 03:28 pm Comment from: TheCrunge

The reporter wasn't even allowed to finish his questions before Ballmer would keep farting "We love to be first"? How belligerant. Yes Ballmer, we know you like to be first, but this isn't Sizzler, and you're not at the Sundae bar.

Rest easy Ballmer, you can be the first at totally screwing millions of customers into buying your crappy excuse for an OS. They say Apple has the Kool-aid, but I just don't think normal people would "choose" windows, if Microsoft wasn't putting something in the water. I mean come on, it's a no brainer.

Jan 25, 05 - 03:28 pm Comment from: giofoto

Melanie.....that #3, sounds more like a line for being a Mac User only we dont feel the need to mention it.

Jan 25, 05 - 03:32 pm Comment from: James

Reason #12,358,897,112 for loving MDN:

"The only thing Steve Ballmer does first is order seconds."

Magic word: "porcine"

Jan 25, 05 - 03:33 pm Comment from: C?BS!

"Predictably delivering the amazing." Is Microsoft's goal according to Ballmer. Looks like they weren't first to arrive there either (see OSX, see iPod, see iMac, see Mac Mini). They've never had a successful idea that they didn't steal. It's hard to be first when you have to copy someone else.

No wait!!! How about first to have an OS totally disabled world-wide by hackers?

Jan 25, 05 - 03:35 pm Comment from: RePlay

Hmm…Microsoft…"circling the bowl"…somehow that's an appealing image to me. Lets keep this one in play for awhile. Who knows, it might come true. smile

Jan 25, 05 - 03:38 pm Comment from: Smithy

This is quite possibly the funniest quote I've ever read from that FAT BA$TARD Steve "Monkey Boy" Ballmer:

"...We know our core competence is software, and we can think broadly about where software can have this sort of big and broad and important impact."

WTF? This guy needs a drug test ASAP.

Jan 25, 05 - 03:40 pm Comment from: C?BS!

Come to think of it, when I consider the "circling the bowl" image I have to say the last time I heard corporate execs who sounded like Ballmer it was Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling, of Enron fame, soon to be featured in a federal penitentiary near you.

Jan 25, 05 - 03:42 pm Comment from: rick

Can a lie said 3 times became a true?

Jan 25, 05 - 03:43 pm Comment from: C?BS!

Somebody should suggest a new corporate motto to Ballmer, "Can't stop the momentum!" Microsoft has stolen everything else, why not appropriate the old Enron corporate motto?

Jan 25, 05 - 04:00 pm Comment from: Solar Flare

Ballmer is the last of the IT dinosaurs.

With his attitude he is going to send M$ down big time.

The technology business model has shifted to independant open source developers and not everything written by one giant monopoly.

Whether he likes it or not, the open source developers are here to stay. And their number is growing daily.

Within 5 years time, programming software will be so easy to do that the average person will be writing their own software!

Since when has M$ innovated and led the IT industry???

He can't even see that unless Longhorn works and is stable M$ are finished.

I hope for their sake it works... NOT!

Since the mac mini has come out I have had windows friends buy macs - they have been waiting in the wings for years for apple to come out with a cheap mac.

Apple's market share is going to rise...

Jan 25, 05 - 04:04 pm Comment from: CitizenX

Hey, they were first trying to convince people that overlapping windows were a bad thing. That people wanted and needed tiled windows.

LOL

brought to you by bad, as in idea

Jan 25, 05 - 04:06 pm Comment from: Solar Flare

Ballmer is your typical blind CEO - He can't see the 'wood for the trees'.

Think about it - for the last year or so M$ has hardly been in any of the news, and when they have it is them defending their swiss cheese of an OS against public outcry of virus's and malware.

Longhorn will be DOS with a revamped gui and few new features - boy are M$ in trouble!

They should be re-writing the OS from line one!

Jan 25, 05 - 04:09 pm Comment from: librium

Ballmer,
wow............
wow
</wow>

Jan 25, 05 - 04:10 pm Comment from: Ryan

It's like Steve Jobs said when asked about Microsoft: the sales guy is running the company. Ballmer is a sales guy. Sales guys are experts at talking hype about their company or product, but know jack squat about innovation. So I'm not surprised by his attitude.

Jan 25, 05 - 04:10 pm Comment from: Solar Flare

One other thing - I thing M$ are shit scared of these new processors that IBM are developing that have the ability of running multiple OS's simutainiously.

This could be a nail in the coffin for M$ - imagine the worlds windows pcs running OS X and XP togther!

Once the XP sheep try OS X it will be Apple 90% marketshare and M$ 10% marketshare!

Jan 25, 05 - 04:23 pm Comment from: Rasmus Lovstad

We were first. Windows, we were first

Well they were first with windows, and in the history of many no one has been able to follow up with such a highly regarded and use piece of pond scum.


Off - as in knock it off.

Jan 25, 05 - 04:28 pm Comment from: Monkey Boy

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Jan 25, 05 - 04:35 pm Comment from: ndelc

That was the best MDN take ever! I just about spit my lunch all over the screen.

I wish this interview would have been videotaped. It would have been hilarious!

One question though: how'd they get him to stop shoving Krispy Kremes down his pie hole long enough to answer the questions?

Jan 25, 05 - 04:44 pm Comment from: Bart Simpsonhead

If the part-time/weekend sales guys from somewhere like CompUSA ran the company (M$), then it would probably run it whole lot better than Steve Balls-up manages to do it.

Do you think Balls-up's got no hair because Bill pulls it out when Balls-ups kneeling down before him?

"Hey Steve, while your down there....

......ah, yeh baby. That's it, more, more, more..."

Jan 25, 05 - 04:45 pm Comment from: Baboon Dancer

That was not a 'monkey dance' ... it was a lard ass baboon dance

Jan 25, 05 - 04:57 pm Comment from: Let love rule

You mean you would like to be the first for a start Mr. Balmer ?

Keep on trying....

Jan 25, 05 - 05:05 pm Comment from: MCCFR

Well, we know that MS weren't the first people that IBM approached to develop an operating system for the first PC.

Weren't the first with a GUI-based environment for a commercialised personal computer.

Never originated a presentation package - simply bought Powerpoint from Forethought.

Purchased the Macintosh version of MS Mail from another developer

Weren't the first with a web browser.

Or a personal e-mail product.

Did not develop the first PC operating system to seamlessly use all of its RAM - EMM386 anyone?

Did not develop the first multi-format media player for a mainstream PC - apparently beaten by something called QuickTime back in 1991 (I love the fact that Real claim to have pioneered the market in 1995).

So, for a company that loves being first, how come they're second so much of the time.

Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
Wherever Apple went five years ago.

Jan 25, 05 - 05:07 pm Comment from: MacDude

Ballmer is obviously on crack. Here's proof of who was first! (1984 Mac intro)

http://www.industrial-technology-and-witchcraft.de/

Jan 25, 05 - 05:09 pm Comment from: theloniusMac

Man, talk about a reality distortion field. Balmer is totally deluded. I guess the reported defines tanacity as "Throw money at an inferior product until the competition goes out of business."

Jan 25, 05 - 05:20 pm Comment from: b

It's got to be a miss quote. should read
We'd love to be first . . .
We'd love to be first . . .
We'd love to be first . . . If only other people would just stop getting there first

Jan 25, 05 - 06:01 pm Comment from: Roy

He is right... Microsoft WAS first with Microsoft Windows.... and chevrolet withe the first corvette...boeing with the first 747....

Jan 25, 05 - 06:04 pm Comment from: librium

for those of you who dont have my "famous" ballmer dancing in the grass desktop. get it while its up.

http://www.spydesigns.com/blissMyAss2.jpg

Jan 25, 05 - 06:06 pm Comment from: Jack A

Some select quotes from Monkeyboy:

Microsoft's new mission: "Enabling people and businesses around the world to realize their full potential."

***WTF does that mean????

"Next, all Microsoft platforms must embrace three capabilities: security (from viruses, identity theft, etc.), communications (helping devices connect to networks) and search and information management (which applies to everything from searching the Web to finding what you want to watch out of 500 TV channels). Microsoft has struggled with security and is behind competitors in search.

Finally, Microsoft products have to integrate with each other. In Microsoft's eyes, that's a benefit to users. The integration makes it easy to move among software programs and devices. In the eyes of many competitors and some government agencies, that can be a way for Microsoft to shut out competition"

***What happened to being first? Sounds like they are just trying to copy what Apple has already done again.

"That's what we're trying to do," he continues. "We have to be a place that can, with great energy and passion that's baked into the place, do amazing things on a regular basis. We have to be able to predictably do the amazing."

***They already very predictably amaze me with the stupidity and difficulty of use they so regularly built into their products. Oh, and they amaze me with how often they get away will illegal dirty business practices.

"I don't know if (Microsoft is in) phase one or phase two," Ballmer says about Microsoft's transition. "Maybe it's actually phase about three to phase about four, but at least as a bigger company, we're graduating from somehow a phase one to a phase two."

***Does M$ have standard drug testing? They should.

Jan 25, 05 - 06:18 pm Comment from: mike

Hahaha you don't get taken to court for being first

we love to be first
we love to be first
we love to be first

what is this, the freakin' intro to The Simpsons.. I think the records broken.. or maybe someone should reach around to his back and pull that big string again..

Jan 25, 05 - 06:29 pm Comment from: Gandalf

Five years of being CEO - what do the shareholders think:

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSFT&t=5y&l=on&z=m&q=l&c;=

That's despite many attempts to keep the stock price up, a (strangely timed) split, introducing regular dividends, paying a one time $3 per share dividend (worth $32 billion), share buy backs and a pledge to buy back a further $30 billion of shares over the next three years.

Jan 25, 05 - 06:39 pm Comment from: Gambit

This guy is such an idiot! He doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

Jan 25, 05 - 07:02 pm Comment from: Peter

"We love to be first..."

And if you keep repeating it enough times, maybe it'll come true...

There's no place like home.

Jan 25, 05 - 07:06 pm Comment from: Talexan

librium:
My desktop needed that, today. Thanks!

Jan 25, 05 - 07:22 pm Comment from: chuckie c

People, don't waste your time!!! How can we get insight of technology innovation from interviewing a used car salesman??? The one and ONLY thing that the Ballmer man did right was to room with Bill!!! Any Joe blow rooms with Bill get to be CEO, no skill needed!!!

Jan 25, 05 - 07:41 pm Comment from: s

Lets not forget Microsoft was first to write a malware for DOS called "Guru meditation." When MS Word decided it is an illegal copy, it cleared the screen and drew a picture of Guru. Then a message came up that said something like, "Guru meditating. Now erasing the hard disk." My understanding is it did not actually do anything to the hard disk, but it was meant to scare people.

Jan 25, 05 - 08:25 pm Comment from: feral

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

Jan 25, 05 - 08:36 pm Comment from: MacMan

LOL! Napoleon Dynamite Rocks! I voted for Pedro! Ballmer will end up having a heart attack, or end up eating Tina.

Jan 25, 05 - 08:42 pm Comment from: poo

rick asks: "Can a lie said 3 times became a true?"

...works for GW Bush all the time.

Jan 25, 05 - 08:50 pm Comment from: feral

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro offers you his protection.

Jan 25, 05 - 10:07 pm Comment from: snowman

Bwahahahahaha ! Ballmer is a heart attack waiting to happen. He's one plate of cheese fries away from the big dirt nap, and funny thing is, he won't be first at that either tongue laugh

Jan 25, 05 - 10:46 pm Comment from: Bandar Raffa

i have four words for balmer:

1- Developers !

2- Developers !

3- Developers !

4- Developers !

( try to get some of them .. the smart ones i mean )

Jan 26, 05 - 01:15 am Comment from: Bill

In all fairness, Ballmer probably thought Maney was taking lunch orders. I mean, lets face it, he's hungry all the time, cause he's fat, and he sees a guy with a pad of paper and a pencil and think to himself, "It's meatball sub time! Hey, we love to be first, I'll have the heartattack special with a cup of hot fat and whaaaaa....reporter? Oh, well, Windows is first! Yeah, how about that sandwich?"

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