Microsoft launches Big Ass Table in Australia

“Microsoft has officially launched its Surface line of touch computer units in Australia with a focus on retail, education and finance markets,” Nadia Cameron reports for Computerworld.

Cameron reports, “At an event in Microsoft’s Sydney headquarters on Tuesday, Microsoft’s entertainment and devices division president, Robbie Bach, said the main targets would be businesses and not consumers.”

“Key verticals being targeted include education, public sector, retail, finance and other public-facing service providers,” Cameron reports. “All Surface hardware sales will go direct through the vendor and cost users $21,000 each [US$18,283.65], while software development kit (SDK) models will cost $24,500 [US$21,330.93].”

Cameron reports, “Microsoft managing director, Tracey Fellows, forecast hundreds rather than thousands of unit sales in the first 12 months.”

“The Surface device is identical in all 19 geographic markets. Its operating system is based on Windows Vista SP1 and five cameras sit beneath a ruggedised 30-inch multi-touchscreen with object recognition built-in,” Cameron reports. “It’s driven by a 2.13GHz Intel Core 2 Duo CPU and 2GB of DDR2 RAM with a maximum resolution of 1024 x 768. The unit weighs 90kg [198.4 lbs.] and measures 108 x 69 x 54cm [42.5 x 27.2 x 22.3 inches].”

Full article here.

MacDailyNews Take: Wonderful news! Now Aussies can ignore Microsoft’s Big Ass Table, too!

Wanna hear something funny? Windows Vista SP1.

Let’s see: $18,284 for Microsoft’s 42.5″ x 27.2″ x 22.3″ and 198.4 pound non-portable Big Ass Table or $499 for an Apple iPad that’s just 9.56″ x 7.47″ x 0.5″ thin, weighs just 1.5 pounds and does 150,000+ more things? Oh, however would one be able to decide?

Only a dysfunctional, oblivious, foolish, suicidal mess of a company would make such a move after Apple unveiled the iPad, much less announce it to the press.

Microsoft, keep focusing on inessential boondoggles, and may Steve Ballmer remain CEO for as long as it takes!


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[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “James W.” for the heads up.]

51 Comments

  1. With that money coming in from sales, Ballmer can eat five hamburgers, chow down five extra large fried and wash it down with a superdupersupersize it drink every few hours. Now wait for it……wait for it……. 5 hours later… he’ll need a big ass toilet to process it all out.

  2. “Key verticals being targeted include education, public sector, retail, finance and other public-facing service providers,”

    A perfect example of asinine corporate boardroom-speak. A bunch of high-sounding words that say nothing. This pretty much sums up MicroSoft.

  3. Wow it shits with outdated os and m$ thinks it’s smart by selling it to foreigners? Balmer: they’re austrailian, not stupid! The only dozens that’ll sell will be to the ignorant or to the naive. Either way they’ll get what’s deserved

  4. Really, the BAT just looks completely outdated. You would have to be a completes bend over and take me Microsoft stoogie to even buy, promote and develop for this POS. The cost is ridiculous and functionality is absolutely stupid.

    The iPad is just lightyears ahead of this BAT. Imagine doing all of that and more with something so portable as the iPad and 1000% more functional. A fraction of the cost to obtain and to develop for.

  5. How far would you have to hold an iPad in front of your face before a $499 screen looks like a $20,000 screen?

    Probably better to just pass the pad to the client and let them look, than to do it on the BAT.

    Is the number of sales going to become known as the BATting average?

    Will they be sold to churches? Then they’ll have BATs in the belfry?

    These and other questions must be answered.

  6. i am looking forward to a 9.7in iPad with 1024×768. I have an old 15in Apple Cinema Display (acrylic bezel) at 1024×768 and I love it, but I use that for viewing Mail or iTunes alone.

    Anything bigger and I expect way more than VGA resolution. I can’t begin to fathom “1024×768 max resolution” on a 30in screen. Sorry MS, you just killed it for me right there. I was so looking forward to a Big Awesome Table that I could serve drinks on for the cool factor. ” width=”19″ height=”19″ alt=”wink” style=”border:0;” />

  7. Wow, the last time I ever saw anything like the “Bad-ass table” it was one of those “Space invaders” pub table and they lasted about 9 months in the uk before the novelty wore off. Maybe that’s the sort of business ms are thinking about. Sell them to pubs and while you’re having a pint with yer mates and you suddenly remember it’s your girlfriends birthday you can simply email her some excuse from the pub via the ultra-useful “Bad-ass Table”. Woohoo, another romanced saved. Thanks ms!

  8. “the main targets would be businesses and not consumers.”

    We’re talking about one of those information kiosk things.. i.e., entirely different category to Apple’s upcoming media pad. So why all the scorn?

  9. 1. Chunky
    2. Pricey
    3. Crap specs for the price
    4. If I am business owner / organisation, I probably would spend the money for lots more ipads for staff / users / customers and write special app for it

  10. This is a brilliant move by MS. The Australians will love it, after all they are beyond stupid, so it’s a perfect market for MS.

    You really have to give credit where credit is due and this is sort of action is the thing that really is keeping the terrorist alliance of AENUS (Australia, England ‘N United States) together.

    This will be the greatest gift the Australians receive from the States since American men came over and were able to do what obviously Australian men could not do… show Australian women a good time.

    Of course that lead to the battle of Brisbane, so I wonder what the big ass table will lead to.

    Who knows, maybe the military will use it to invade Tasmania.

  11. Not the Big Ass Table! Come on, Oz! I know your poop swirls the other way in the toilet but you’ve got to be at least as smart as WE are in the Northern Hemisphere!

    M$ is played; they’re done; finito. They couldn’t innovate their way out of a wet paper bag (American expression). But they’ll gladly charge you up the yin-yang for the crap they DO produce, IF you’re fool enough to pay it. DON’T DO IT!

    If they sell ten of these things, it’s too many. Take that same money and send it to Haiti or something. Do some good with it.

    Peace.
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  12. This is really sad. And embarassing for the boys in Redmond.

    It would be nice to be able to listen to Pandora and do anything else at the same time on my iPhone.

    At least I don’t have to truck the Big Ass Table around with me.

  13. Let’s be fair: the Microsoft Surface technology is pretty impressive to look at. I saw a D&D;game some grad students somewhere have been developing on it, and it’s pretty amazing.

    That being said…

    It’s nowhere near practical. I mean, not even in the same universe as practical. Seriously, Surface is the kind of thing you trot out as concept technology at a convention before trying to develop the ideas behind it into something practical. That Microsoft is actually trying to sell the thing speaks volumes as to their desperation.

    ——RM

  14. Microsoft is obviously missing out on a great opportunity to penetrate the education market. Their marketing slogan should really be, “A Big Ass Table in Every Backpack!”

  15. @lord robin
    D&D;? That’s sad. A bunch of nerds hogging for hours the one BAT within 1000 miles, in a hotel bar. They could have been playing on their ipads peer to peer without getting out of their basements. Still, if it’s a party they want, somone will write an ipad game app where you can put 12 ipads together and have a really huge playing field.

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