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myMassage app turns your iPhone into a vibrating sex toy

Monday, April 20, 2009 - 03:45 PM EDT

myMassage helps turn your iPhone into a vibrating personal massager.

Users can, uh, utilize myMassage to relax anytime of the day or night. According to the developer, AwesomeSauce Apps:

If you're stressed or just need a quick pick-me-up, let myMassage provide you with quick relief.

Choose from four different massage patterns; from slow and steady to super-fast overdrive! Or, simply shake the phone to randomly select a pattern - great for a quick change of pace when you need it!

myMassage will continue to vibrate if you turn the screen off while it's running, great for situations where you don't want your "myMassage" time to be interrupted by a distracting screen.

Give myMassage a spin - it just might provide the relief that you need!

Note: Vibration function only works on iPhone, it will not work on the current version of the iPod touch as it does not have a vibrate function.

myMassage is available via Apple's iTunes App Store ($0.99) here.

[Attribution: Wired. Thanks to MacDailyNews Readers "Jennifer" anf "Ken C." for the heads up.]

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Apr 20, 09 - 03:49 pm Comment from: Test Icle

Will it work on my ball sack?

Apr 20, 09 - 03:50 pm Comment from: Fat Girl

And it fit's too!

Somebody quick call me, I want feel your love while I'm here at work.

number deleted

*waits for call*

Apr 20, 09 - 03:50 pm Comment from: FloydPink

Is that an iphone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Apr 20, 09 - 03:57 pm Comment from: Unregistered Blahger

I just don't get it. Won't it hurt your teeth?

Apr 20, 09 - 04:04 pm Comment from: ?????

??????????????????????
Where do they put the phone? I get the vibrating part, but......

Apr 20, 09 - 04:05 pm Comment from: rainbow boy

Fits where I'm sitting too!

Apr 20, 09 - 04:05 pm Comment from: MacintoshSoftwareList.com

LOL, Won't this decrease the life of your iPhone?

Apr 20, 09 - 04:07 pm Comment from: The Dude

Don't forget, the iPhone has fluid detectors in it.

The Dude abides.

Apr 20, 09 - 04:18 pm Comment from: Mr. Honnyman

Will it make my wife's snapper snappy?

Apr 20, 09 - 04:19 pm Comment from: Mark

Talk about a booty call!

Apr 20, 09 - 04:29 pm Comment from: rim shot

talk about an app that almost REQUIRES a longer life battery !

Maybe this is what they're talking about when they say the iPhone SDK 3.0 will give you more bang for the buck !!

Apr 20, 09 - 04:35 pm Comment from: rim shot

Now if someone could invent the "Apple crotch-pocket --
(just large enough for the iPhone to fit into)

Im so-o-o there !

mdn mw = "believe" --- how do they do that ?

Apr 20, 09 - 04:54 pm Comment from: Fat Girl

Don't forget, the iPhone has fluid detectors in it.

Don't worry, there's a app for that!

Apr 20, 09 - 05:27 pm Comment from: Jubei

What would happen with all that excessive vibrating? Will the iPhone come apart at the seams? Or will the screws at the bottom come off? I suspect a lot of returned models with these issues.

Apr 20, 09 - 05:41 pm Comment from: CourtJester

Do NOT ever contemplate buying a second hand example!

You dont know where its been!

Apr 20, 09 - 05:42 pm Comment from: ndelc

Remind me never to ask to borrow a friends iPhone again. You never know where it's been!

Apr 20, 09 - 05:49 pm Comment from: ron

Plug your iPhone into 120VAC and really get stroked, - or a stroke.

Apr 20, 09 - 06:15 pm Comment from: Simon Cowell

I am testing it out now and am having a hard time getting it up my ass...........................................................................................................got it up there now! WOW!!............ Now I have to get my finger up there to get it to #4!!! Just a minute I need to hit #4 with 2 fingers.

WOW!!!!!!!

If I pull it out fast, you can enter me and think I am a girl!!

Apr 20, 09 - 06:30 pm Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

I'm just getting ready to have supper. Thanks for ruining my appetite. For the whole week.

Apr 20, 09 - 06:49 pm Comment from: Anonymous©

Don't attempt to play the Ocarina, after someone's been using the massaging feature.

Apr 20, 09 - 07:14 pm Comment from: another TMF

We knew it'd cum to this.

Apr 20, 09 - 08:22 pm Comment from: Miley's future sex video

Tried myMassage. It's not worth a lick.

Apr 20, 09 - 08:34 pm Comment from: Sir Gill Bates

"Tried myMassage. It's not worth a lick."

Did it rub you wrong?

Apr 20, 09 - 09:24 pm Comment from: mfsv

Did it rub you wrong?

It did, but I just brushed it off.

Apr 20, 09 - 10:58 pm Comment from: Wigger

Seriously now how is this any different from any other vibrating app out there? This is far from the first and far from the last, I'm sure

Apr 21, 09 - 01:03 am Comment from: hotinplaya

jeeeeeeeeeeeeez

The kids run the battery out playing games, now I have to share it with the wife!!

Apr 21, 09 - 01:30 am Comment from: almux

...So hard to find a partner?

Apr 21, 09 - 04:51 am Comment from: Road Warrior

Ah, the birth of a new joke. What do you get when you cross an iPhone with a Zune?

A vibrator that squirts.

Apr 21, 09 - 07:23 am Comment from: hi

my cock is happy now

Apr 21, 09 - 11:13 am Comment from: John

....just a reminder that liquid damage still isn't covered under AppleCare =P

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