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RUMOR: Apple co-founder Woz dating D-lister Kathy Griffin
Friday, August 17, 2007 - 03:11 PM EST

D-List comedienne Kathy Griffin is rumored to be dating Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

Griffin, who divorced former husband Matt Moline last year, reportedly met millionaire Wozniak after he watched her stand-up show last month.

Segway Polo team member Woz has been married three times and has three children.

Woz remains an Apple employee and a shareholder.

More at Gizmodohere and The San Francisco Gatehere.

[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader "Brian" for the heads up.]

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Aug 17, 07 - 02:14 pm Comment from: Mr. Reeee

Woof! Woof!

Aug 17, 07 - 02:18 pm Comment from: Paddy O'Reilly O'Schwartzenburg

And this is on MDN... why?

Aug 17, 07 - 02:19 pm Comment from: Chair Throwing MonkeyBoy

Damm Woz, gets all the women

throws chair

Bring on some Uncle Fester news!!!

Aug 17, 07 - 02:19 pm Comment from: No Squirt For You

Now THIS is news we can use.

shock

She also dated Ron Jeremy. Wear a raincoat, Woz.

Aug 17, 07 - 02:31 pm Comment from: Scarbro

Woz is really slummin it... with his millions he could have at least bought his way to the B or C list.

This has to be another one of his practical jokes.

Say it ain't so, Woz!

Aug 17, 07 - 02:39 pm Comment from: 2x

D-list? Kathy Griffin is awesome.. But then again, I am a gay man and she is a bit of a fag hag..

Anyway, Woz is a bit of a D-List tech whore, isn't he? He left Apple years ago, but is doing everything he can nowadays to basque in the spotlight of Apple's second coming..

Aug 17, 07 - 02:39 pm Comment from: hmmmm

Woz is a cool kat ... however, he's old - kinda weird lookin - certainly a nerd (regardless if he is a legend!)

So, with all things considered, this is most likely a decent catch for him.

Last month he went to see a friend of mine's band play - left a cool myspace message! So he must be gettin around town!!

Aug 17, 07 - 02:42 pm Comment from: bill

yawn ...

Aug 17, 07 - 02:51 pm Comment from: BC Kelly

Hey Woz

You go dawg

grin

Aug 17, 07 - 03:04 pm Comment from: Reclaimer

Woz needs to be doing more with his time than fooling with that foul-mouth wench.

He's just pissing his talent away day by day.

Aug 17, 07 - 03:06 pm Comment from: doc

I had to look her up because I was not sure who she was.

Aug 17, 07 - 03:10 pm Comment from: bob

She is going to marry him divorce him and be rich!! Woz still works for apple??

Aug 17, 07 - 03:11 pm Comment from: CheekyGit

The geek and the freak.

Aug 17, 07 - 03:19 pm Comment from: NSFY

She had a cameo in Plump, I mean Pulp, Fiction.

Aug 17, 07 - 03:52 pm Comment from: nukeman

Since when did Woz get demoted from being a 'billionaire'?

Aug 17, 07 - 03:55 pm Comment from: Overlook00

I see he still hasnt recovered from the plain wreck

Aug 17, 07 - 03:57 pm Comment from: @ nukeman

Since he spent all his millions...

Aug 17, 07 - 04:02 pm Comment from: Murrow

And so the sophomoric misogyny of MDN and its audience come to the fore once again.

If Woz were dating Ann Coulter or something similar (unlikely), would she be categorised as a D-list blonde op-ed bimbo or is Kathy Griffin being singled out because she is obviously a liberal sympathiser.

In any case, this story is so tangential to the Mac, the iPod, the iPhone or any Apple product or service, it barely qualifies as news; maybe SteveJack should start another site called Mac National Enquirer and start carrying stories about Elvis being found alive and using a Mac whilst working as a Quark XPress jockey at a rural newspaper in Idaho or the image of John Sculley appearing in a crater on the moon.

MDN, this is a cowardly article and you should be ashamed of yourself; if you want to disprove the accusation, tell us about your partner so we can rip her/him based on their standing in their profession.

Aug 17, 07 - 04:06 pm Comment from: Dlistophile

Don't you guys even *watch* her show? If she had access, she'd date *anyone* to get her picture taken.

Aug 17, 07 - 04:17 pm Comment from: Grigori

Woz or no Woz, Ann Coulter is a "D-list blonde op-ed bimbo."

Aug 17, 07 - 04:17 pm Comment from: Spark

"would she be categorised as a D-list blonde op-ed bimbo or is Kathy Griffin being singled out because she is obviously a liberal sympathiser."

That's what she calls herself. Jeez. The name of her show is something like "D-List Diva". It's her whole act.

Aug 17, 07 - 04:22 pm Comment from: Petra

Woz is get'n laid... Good for him... But I do smell a Hugh Joke is on the way for someone...
WOZ and Kathy Giffen two of the biggest partial jokers on the planet... There has to be a giant of a joke in the works.

Aug 17, 07 - 05:16 pm Comment from: Guy B. Jones

Good for both 'em. God Bless.

Guess Woz bought her a few rounds --
In her stand-up routine, Griffin says that she's so desperate to get laid, she doesn't play any games - she tells guys straight up - "if you buy me a drink, I'm definitely [shagging] you!"

Aug 17, 07 - 05:24 pm Comment from: Oops

Kathy Griffin is ugly and obnoxious. With his kind of money he could be nailing a different $1000-a-night hot hooker every day and never taste the same one twice.

Aug 17, 07 - 05:43 pm Comment from: LorD 1776

A lovely couple indeed.

Aug 17, 07 - 07:14 pm Comment from: Chuck U Farley

You have got to be kidding me.
She is such a talentless waste of air skank.
I refuse to believe someone like him would be interested in her.

Aug 17, 07 - 07:27 pm Comment from: Roz

"Kathy Griffin is ugly and obnoxious. With his kind of money he could be nailing a different $1000-a-night hot hooker every day and never taste the same one twice."

Agree

Aug 17, 07 - 08:11 pm Comment from: One guy from Finland

SHUT THE FUCK UP!
STEVE IS THE KING!
HE IS THE PARTY KING!
MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!
BEST OF THE PEOPLE!

http://www.folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=US_Festival.txt&characters=Steve Wozniak&sortOrder=Sort by Date

Aug 17, 07 - 08:28 pm Comment from: Me in LA

D-lister? MDN, you've gone to shit.
Seriously.
I hope Woz - one of the guys I truly admire doesn't read your shit.
I am not coming back her after this.
Low?
Way.

Assholes.

MDN: "instead" as in I should have gone to Drudge Report instead...

Aug 17, 07 - 08:34 pm Comment from: Walter Chillum

I've always had a lot of time for Woz but this has absolutely nothing to do with Apple or it's products. This needs to be saved for a Sunday when it's a slow news day. Then again after MDN's iMovie spin anything is possible!

Aug 17, 07 - 08:53 pm Comment from: Big 14 Cell Block C a.k.a. The Fudge Bandit

She not funny.

Aug 17, 07 - 09:16 pm Comment from: Erica

You all are completely ignorant.....

Kathy is hilarious...and the fact that he has been married three times...and is on a SEGWAY team...uh, yeah. All he has going for him is his money.

Kathy is stooping for this one if you ask me...not vice versa.

Oh, and just FYI...she didn't date Ron Jeremy. She went out on a friendly date with him...

Watch her show, it showed the whole thing...

Don't speak unless you know something as fact. Thanks...

Dumb asses...

Aug 17, 07 - 11:59 pm Comment from: Jim of Davao

I'm an Apple fan and I like the company with its rich history and insanely great products. I know Woz is a permanent fixture in the world of Apple but what makes who ever he's dating newsworthy? I've seen TUAW and MacWorld also report on this. Unless Griffin can directly influence Apple through Woz then this shouldn't have been given as much mileage as it is now being given. What have you guys become, paparrazi? Pretty soon you'll be going on high-speed chases trying to get pictures of Woz and Kathy. Give the guy a break and some privacy.

Aug 18, 07 - 12:55 am Comment from: The Other Steve

Don't laugh, at least it's not iPhone news.

Aug 18, 07 - 01:10 am Comment from: the other Mark

I know Woz is still on the payroll...but how many years has it been since he's done anything at Apple?? This is not Mac/iPhone news worthy. It's just tabloid fodder. sigh. :-(

Aug 18, 07 - 02:48 am Comment from: Oops

To all of you people complaining about this topic being posted here at MDN:

You know, no one held a gun to your head and made you read it. Did they? The topic title says what it's about, so you can determine for yourself whether or not it interests you enough to click on it and read more. You know, like an adult with a little thing called "free will".

I mean, this is just a casual internet forum, after all. It's not really *that big* of a deal that it isn't actual Mac-related news. Or at least, if it *is* a big deal to you, then you've got problems.

In short, quit yer bitchin'.

Aug 18, 07 - 03:37 am Comment from: Worm in the Apple

There are two things I love about MDN : very interesting pieces of news like this one (very relevant) and Windows / MS bashing... NOT !

Come on, people, get a life, a real one. Yawn

Aug 18, 07 - 10:53 am Comment from: @Worm in the Apple

@Worm in the Apple (a.k.a. PC troll):

As I said, quit yer bitchin'! No one made you click on this topic. It's interesting that you're telling everyone to "get a life", yet here you are taking the time to comment on a subject you claim does not interest you. Your sense of entitlement to have every topic here be right up your alley is nauseating.

Aug 18, 07 - 11:20 am Comment from: @PC troll

S T F U

Aug 18, 07 - 06:30 pm Comment from: Turtle-Bear

"That's what she calls herself. Jeez. The name of her show is something like "D-List Diva". It's her whole act."

Actually, it is "My Life on the D-List" (going into season 3, I think). She is strange and he is very weird looking (got to meet him at an event). I think it could work - not.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/354664691_ac9dd8de4a.jpg?v=0

Aug 19, 07 - 04:03 am Comment from: ibookboyuk

You know what? If you went to dinner with them and had a pleasant hour or so, you would probably get it. If they ARE a couple I bet they're great, and have a laugh.

I clicked on this; oh boy did I. Great topic grin Thanks, MDN: 100% serious gets old pretty quick.

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