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I didn't know Steve and Bill smoked rare joints together. How nice.

The comparisons between Jobs and Gates to follow this conference will be interesting, to say the least.

Once again-

"iPhone, Bitch!"

I thought it was dangerous to mix matter and anti-matter....

Jobs will appear at the seminar on "How to do it right". Ballmer will follow in the seminar "How to do it wrong".

This rare appearance together happened last year at the same conference. As a matter of fact they sat right next to each other and talked it up as old buddies all throughout the evening! I don't know if the writer of this knew this or not, but it reads as if they've not talked in public in years.

"Steve Ballmer will also appear at the conference in his own segment, to discuss Windows, Office, the Xbox, Zune, and other topics."

I didn't know Zune was still considered a topic. I was sure it was just a footnote these days.

Seminal: Highly influential in an original way; constituting or providing a basis for further development.

As in, Ballmer will be at the seminal D conference to discuss all the squirting going on in Redmond.

Ah, the old "rare joint", that would not be surprising considering San Fran has some of the best weed on the planet there.

Perhaps Steve is softening Billy up.....

Steve "Bill, you hold the smoke in your lungs for a while, then let it out slowly"..... cough cough cough..... ssmmooooottthh

Bill "Yea, I think I'm feeling something... ooo, I feel giddy".

Steve "yea, now put this little piece of paper under your tongue and suck on it"

Bill "who's that little guy on there?"

Steve "that's Mr. Natural, a, uh, I mean Woz, , yea that's Woz, Woz loves to have fun"

Bill "I love fun" slurp slurp, slobber slobber

All I'm thinking right now is, "Oh God...Oh God...Oh God...Oh God!"

That's probably what Bill will be thinking afterwards too.

The Ultimate "PC Guy vs. Mac Guy" ad! I can't wait to see Steve bury Bill!

This should be interesting, especially after Mr. Gate's rants recently...

Wouldn't it be sweet if they pulled a Mike Tyson and just started brawling on stage?!

right on "reality check"

would love to see Jobs introduce his self "Hi i'm a Mac"

Do you think Gates would go along with, "and I'm a PC"


would be priceless

While the prospective musings of His Steveness and Billy-boy (together) might
make for some great fodder for MDN and the like... I think a more interesting
story, .. might be having Cisco CEO John Chambers and Steve Jobs in the same room ...
considering the flack they are giving  over the name "iPhone" ...

Just a thought ..

For those attending the Ballmer "segment" if you are sitting in the first 5 rows you will need a dropcloth. Ballmer is known to squirt, spit, and sweat. If he Zune's I would just recommend leaving.


Unbeleivably the MDN Magic Word is

develop

They should play clips from "Pirates of Silicon Valley". That would be a great prelude to the history part of the discussion.

I agree TowerTone

and must add that "PC's are for fart-huffers and Macs get you laid"


there ya go

Steve Jobs discusses Apple's vision and answers questions.
Bill Gates provides hints of Microsoft’s “really cool” products in development and obfuscates.

Having Steve Ballmer as your CEO is like having your boyfriend take a dump on your chest.

Steve Ballmer... to discuss Windows, Office, the Xbox, Zune, and other topics.


YAWN!

ZZZZZZ!

Maybe SJ can ask Bill to explain his lies on the "Today" show.

I'm hoping Steve will walk on stage and deck Bill with a quick left-right combo.

Hey, I can dream!

The "I'm a Mac, and I'm a P.C." ad comes to life?!

Vista Security Agent - "Steve Jobs is whipping your ass live and in public, Bill. Cancel or Allow?"

BG - "Allow..."

Vista Security Agent - "Bill, Windows Vista is a chrome-plated turd, Cancel or Allow?"

BG - "Allow..."

Vista Security Agent - "Steve's presentation looks better on Keynote, Bill. Cancel or Allow?"

BG - "CANCEL!"

Vista Security Agent - "I am unable to process your request, Bill, as Keynote is an iWork application. Steve Ballmer is eyeing up a chair, Cancel or Allow?"

BG - "Allow..."

Vista Security Agent - "One moment, please...DRM violation!! Steve Ballmer's chair is in HD, automatically downscaling video output...setting tilt bits...your video card has been disabled because Vista thinks you are pirating. Cancel or Allow?"

BG - "Um, allow?"

I'm imagining Gates talking about the Zune while Jobs trys desperately not to crack up.

Hmm, by then Leopard should be out. THAT might be a good topic - a Vista/Leopard comparo.

Steve, if you need a pie, I'll bake you one.

They could put on a great WWF tag-team wresting match on stage – 'Uncle Fester' Ballmer and Bill 'The Uber Nerd' Gates vs. His Steveness and Eric "Google-Searcher' Schmidt.

Despitre Fester being fairly adept at hitting people over the head with chairs, and The Uber Nerd sending opponents to sleep, they'd still lose in the end as His Steveness and Google-Searcher innovate their way out of trouble...

Metaphorical Physicist wrote....

Feb 20, 07 - 12:23 pm

I thought it was dangerous to mix matter and anti-matter....

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to say Matters and Doesn't Matter?

Just my $0.02

Jeez Louise! Bill Gates is gonna have to actually sound intelligent in front of an educated
audience like this one. He won't get away with doing his stupid little lie-infested tap dance
like he did in his Newsweek interview. Thank goodness there are journalists like Walt Mossberg
in the world who actually have a clue! Thank goodness they're not all like most of the morons
who call themselves technology analysts.

......."Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer will also appear at the conference in his own segment, to discuss Windows, Office, the Xbox, Zune, and other topics."

That's the part that got my attention. THAT is so damned exciting.
When you say those words in tandem.....Window, Office, the Xbox, Zune...it just leaves me breathless.
Christ, I need some air.

Clearly BillyG is beyond EVER listening to his PR people, who would, if honest tell him "Do not EVER EVER EVER share a stage with Steve Jobs!"
But why should he, he's got billions, he's riding off into the sunset, he can do whatever he wants and it's Balmer's problem. And frankly, when the MS monopolists are screwing up, it's a better world anyway.

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Steve will eat his lunch - enough said

Steve...Bill...Walt...now that's a wow.

I would give almost anything to be there in the front row.


MDN word: party. How apropos. I've said it before, you can't make this up.

Steve wrote: This rare appearance together happened last year at the same conference. As a matter of fact they sat right next to each other and talked it up as old buddies all throughout the evening! I don't know if the writer of this knew this or not, but it reads as if they've not talked in public in years.

Steve, they were pictured at the event dinner but they didn't appear together at any of the sessions. This time, they will be appearing at a session together.

The article's author was right.