Zogby International and 463 Communications released the results of an online survey designed to examine people’s attitudes about the Internet yesterday that found:
The self-esteem of Hollywood hotties is safe for now. Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson and Patrick Dempsey are considered sexier than the iPhone, according to the poll. Respondents were asked who or what was sexier. Berry came in at 27 percent, Johansson had 17 percent and Dempsey got 14 percent. The iPhone tied with Derek Jeter at 6 percent.
Anne Dujmovic full blog post from CNET is here.
[Thanks to MacDailyNews Reader “Logan” for the heads up.]
barely, just barely sexier than my iPhone.
The holy grail…ScarlettJ on my iPhone.
This is scary. The day a product of any type is considered sexier than a person, we are doomed as a species.
Just my $0.02
Derek Jeter is VERY much like a machine. He has very little charisma or personality. So in a way it isn’t surprising that he is about as sexy as a machine.
Don’t get me wrong. He is a good looking man. But, that is a good looking phone.
Scarlett on the iPhone on the red carpet getting felt up by Isaac Mizrahi
I’d rather have sex with Scarlett than my iPhone.
@Ray
I don’t know, there are some people that aren’t sexy at all and if I had to make a choice between having an iPhone and having sex with someone I found repulsive, I’d pick the iPhone any day.
That being said, Scarlett Johannson is WAY sexier than the iPhone, but I suppose to some people who don’t find her sexy, they might prefer an iPhone.
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How about Scarlett with an iPhone? She was cute in The Island.
No question about it. Monkey boy. I just love those sweat stains on his shirt when he tosses chairs.
Dear Dr. Heart:
I have a problem. Someone is offering me one of two: Scarlett Johansson or an iPhone. What should I choose?
Sincerely
Quandary one
Dear Quandary:
Well, You cannot call other chicks with Scarlett, but an iPhone will never despise you.
This is grotesque. Shit happens.
iPhone 2.0, the Scarlett Johandset edition. Curved to fit your hand, stun gun attachment and user-replaceable batteries.
a racial notice:
why is the title:
Who’s sexier, Scarlett Johannson or Apple’s iPhone?
and NOT:
Who’s sexier, Halle Berry or Apple’s iPhone?
hmmmm
So, which race is the iPhone? Should the Aibo feel slighted?
(stupid reply to a stupid question)
hmmmm,
Answer to your racial question/comment:
The answer is, Scarlett Johansen is sexier than Halle Berry because she doesn’t have a $2 million boob job.
(Ironically, the MDN magic word is “large.”)
“This is scary. The day a product of any type is considered sexier than a person, we are doomed as a species.”
Only Apple fanboys are doomed as a species. There rest of us will continue to breed instead of wanking off over their phones and computers.
@Movie guy
personally i think Scarlett Johannson is sexier but Halle got higher marks over all. so the title referring to the article should reflect that.
It’s not a big deal. Just my 2 cents.
The stink of a mouth-breathing troll already? That didn’t take long.
@Movie guy
what a deal! $1 million per ….
Jessica Alba is far sexier than Scarlett Johansson.
@hmmmmm
The title should read, “Who’s a fucking moron . . . hmmmmm?”
Halle Berry has a white mother and black father so which race is she? Bringing race into it is a stretch…
and the answer is:
Jesse Jackson.
so, i believe you’re in that camp
The iPhone will surpass Scarlett in these polls with version 2 that will include a glory hole.
I’d say Shoeman/MDN User/GurgleAndWank/whatever is sexiest of all… like Kissinger said, stupidity is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Scarlett, on my iPhone. Literally.
Sitting on it.
While I am using it.
(camera mode)
MW:control, as in ‘not likely’